
Tarantino… World War Two, Brad Pitt, Hitler Assassination Plot…. The Whole Fuckin A Attitude… Loads of anticipation… Inglorious Basterds… its destined to be a great movie… and if its not even then it would be a stylishly made … gut wrenching…. saga of violence…
Not….
A bit of a damp squib is an understatement… in fact the more you think about it … the worst it looks…
For one, the story sucks …. Just way of the freaking mark, way of any freaking mark… way from the whole barn door… a little bit of poetic license is there… but it cannot descend into ridiculousness…. Der Fuhrer survived more attempts on his life than any modern leader… but in the movie his security would have made Olof Palme feel insecure… To kill him, the British choose Lt. Archie Hitcox (oh holy hell… who chose his name?)… who can’t speak German except in an accent which raises half the Gestapo’s hackles… and makes them come running. …
There are a bunch of “Apaches” running around behind German lines… and the highly disciplined German army and the chillingly efficient SS cannot do anything to touch them… Where do they stay? What do they eat? How do they get arms? When Czech patriots waylaid and killed Reinhard Heidrich, the butcher of Prague… the Nazis condemned to death not simply the patriots responsible but their families and all who might shelter them, might harbour knowledge of their whereabouts or hold any clue to their identity or existence… t and exterminated an entire village as a reprisal measure… but here the Basterds run around without too much hindrance.. and even recruit German dissident soldiers…
Then there are plot developments and sequences which don’t quite go anywhere… and end up contrived and purposeless… Landa is a Jew Hunter… but you only know that because he says so… There is a “Bear Claw Jew” … of whom every German (including Hitler) is scared (and which turns out to be Ellie Roth looking like a acid fuelled Joe Dimiaggio… )… there is a German father who just had a baby… a Jew whose family is killed but who ends up owning a cinema hall… blaaah….
Other than Christoph Waltz… the acting is rubbish… Brad Pitt is terrible… he is supposed to be some modern day Crazy Horse… but he ends up looking like a half wit moron… and a sadistic one to boot… Diane Kruger over acts… Daniel Bruhl just looks and acts like an idiot…
There is gore a plenty… mutilation… scalping… beating to death… sticking fingers up bullet wound… strangulation… and like some distorted version of the Phantom… the Basterds leave their calling card sculpted on the heads of captured Germans…
The great spaghetti western WWII movie turned out to be exactly that… convoluted…. tomato sauce covered…. and sloppy….

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